“How does an attorney sleep?”
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
“What's the difference between God and a lawyer?”
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
“What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60?”
Your Honor.
“They say the first year of law school scares you to death, the second works you to death...”
...and the third bores you to death.
“Why do they bury lawyers twelve feet deep instead of six?”
Because deep down, they're really good people.
“What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?”
After you die, a leech lets go.
“A man walked into a bar. The next three people behind him ducked.”
(You only laugh at this one if you went to law school.)
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